Saturday, 6 June 2009
The Meaning of Cameron
Those casual observers in the States might be tempted to draw comparisons with their own recent election. The Gingerbread Man is, after all, a fresher, younger face taking over from a tired, failed and collapsing party.
Others might be tempted to take the other route and equate the Gingerbread Man with George W. Bush's victory in 2001; not for the controversy surrounding the vote counting, but both men's claims to be "compassionate conservatives," not to mention their succession representing a rightwards political shift. Even moreso than that, both Bush and the Gingerbread Man rose because of the capital granted to them by their political aristocracy. Bush, of course, was son of former president George H. W. Bush and grandson of Wall Street executive Prescott Bush, whilst the Gingerbread Man comes from more privileged stock still, the son of a stockbroker, the grandson of Sir William Mount, 2nd Baronet and direct descendant of King William IV. His wife, Samantha, is a descendant of King Charles II, and together the couple have a personal fortune of around £30 million. To call them the aristocracy is a regression of their royal lineage.
However, the Gingerbread Man is not a Bush, for many reasons. There is a long-standing tradition of keeping religion and politics apart in the United Kingdom, perhaps, ironically, because of the lack of official separation of church and state. The last incumbent of the highest office in the land, Tony Blair, famously affirmed this desire for secularism within the Commons and within the Cabinet when he said, "We don't do religion." The Gingerbread Man's vanity has caused him to remark in the past that he is the "heir to Blair," suggesting that a Christian Coalition-style reorientation of politics around faith is massively unlikely and that the Anglo-American tradition will continue, with conservatism remaining a brand of liberalism rather than a concealed far-right assault upon it.
He is also not a Barack Obama. The US president, in one of his more insightful moments, noted the Gingerbread Man was "a lightweight," and is in opposition to his hawkish foreign policy record and Euroskepticism. Obama arguably rose to the top in spite of his relatively unconventional background, whereas in stark contrast the Gingerbread Man has slithered to prominence as leader of the opposition via an old boy's network and has since honoured his connections by promoting his Etonian chums to high positions within the party.
In short, while Obama represents something new, the Gingerbread Man is a return to the days of political hierarchy reflecting the imbalanced order of its society: rich, white males governing. The Tory party has done everything in its power to convince people of the opposite. The patently fake concern for the environment, the "understanding" hand it intends to raise against yobs, the outwards rejection of Thatcherism, the pathetic usage of popular indie bands' music at its conferences - none of it can hold up under the most light of inspections.
The key to understanding the Gingerbread Man, perhaps, is to look at what he sees as the cause of the "broken society" he intends to fix, which is inevitably "the family." Any politician announcing his attention to protect "the family" or "family values" should, in this day and age, be immediately suspected of both homophobia and sexism, but the implication is so rarely picked up on. In the Gingerbread Man's case, it is at the very least pure patronising, a vomitive attempt to appeal to a plastic and hypocritical upper-middle class who will stay with their partners no matter what "for the sake of the children" and actively enforce the stigma that makes life so needlessly difficult for single parents socially and professionally all down the class scale. A more obvious transgression against those lower down the scale was to be found in his utterly juvenile tirade against the poor and the unhealthy, declaring it was their own fault and speaking out against "moral neutrality." Conscious of sounding like a pre-Marxian aristocratic apologist in a post-Marxian age, he hastened to add, “Of course, circumstances — where you are born, your neighbourhood, your school and the choices your parents make — have a huge impact. But social problems are often the consequence of the choices people make.” A few months later, returning to his "family" gimmicking, he added race into the mix, saying too many black fathers were shirking their responsibilities and calling for a "responsibility revolution."
How has this chubby bore been allowed to remain uncatchable? Criticisms have barely stayed in the media for days, satire has been in relatively short supply. The Tories have backed all of Labour's most awful policies - the Iraq War, tuition fees, and so forth, and lacked the economic skill, philosophy and influence to have prevented the current crisis had they been in power. Whilst it is true much of the Conservatives' having managed to escape the public bludgeoning Labour have been subjected to over the expenses scandal is a result of Britain's ignorance, a conflating of "parliament" and "government" that allows the opposition to slip by whilst the party in power bears the brunt, there is more to it. More than anything, what the Gingerbread Man represents is the death of New Labour, contributing actively as it did to the global irresponsibility that finds us where we are now, and perhaps the death of the Labour Party altogether; a nostalgia for the good old days; and working-class apathy. The upper-classes have received their last punch on the nose in the form of Alistair Darling's latest tax increase, and have rallied, whilst those below them, having had no real representation since 1994, have been stamped into the mud and are unwilling to go and vote to counter this resurgence of the nervous overlords shivering in their castles.
The whole country seems unconsciously aware of Giambattista Vico's historical model and is attempting to regress back from the chaotic precipice into the safe, comfortable aristocratic age that proceeded it. This collective urge to return to the womb seems as darkly, comically Jungian as it is ultimately flawed and doomed to failure. Even though the Gingerbread Man's crimes, his racism and his social elitism, his plastic personality politics, his laughable and almost unbelievably egotistical "Cameron Direct" programme, his passive support of the Botha regime, his complete lack of policies, his hypocrisy over drugs, have all failed to catch up with him so far, eventually he will walk into the fox's mouth and dissolve into the cruel river of public and media disapproval. But whilst the Gingerbread Man's vileness seems to know no bounds, for now, he looks likely to stay a few steps ahead of his detractors in this distracted time, for no reason other than there being no enemies to measure him by.
Monday, 20 April 2009
Roadside Ponderings

Sunday, 22 March 2009
Phantoms of Nabua
A chance to see Apichatpong Weerasethakul's latest short film, plus a brief digression on the subject beneath.
Sunday, 15 March 2009
The Future
The blizzard of the world has crossed the threshhold
And overturned the order of the soul."
- Leonard Cohen, The Future
Cohen's darkest song used to seem pregnant with unfortunate truths, a bleak but accurate outlook on the spiritual development of our species. These days for me it simply forecasts something to avoid, and is a ditty to enjoy for its daring and poise. For the more I read about potential scientific developments, the stronger my optimism.
Without the time or the inclination to delve into futurism/transhumanism for the uninitiated, I thought I'd simply post a timeline of interesting events-to-come for those who need cheering up. These are not from any lunatic-fringe scientist who has read too much Timothy Leary, but no less an authority than Raymond Kurzweil, the man once described as "the rightful heir to Thomas Edison," who in the 1980s correctly predicted such diverse subjects as the growth of the internet in the 1990s (as well as broadband in the 2000s), the fall of the Soviet Union and the superceding of human chess players by computers.
Next year
- Computers to no longer be distinct physical objects. Perhaps be a part of your clothing!
- Supercomputers will have the same raw power as human brains.
2010s
- Eyeglasses that beam images onto the users' retinas to produce virtual reality to be developed.
- The VR glasses will also have built-in computers featuring "virtual assistant" programs that can help the user with various daily tasks. One useful function of the virtual assistant would be real-time language translation for the user.
2020s
- Personal computers will have the same raw power as human brains.
- Nanomachines for medical purposes such as hyperaccurate brainscans and, more impressively, "feeding" human cells, replacing the need for traditional consumption of food.
- With food consumption and therefore hunger now obsolete, the age of the cyborg begins proper.
- Virtual reality becomes indistinguishable from reality itself.
- Nanomachines eliminate threat of pathogens, eliminating disease.
- First real AI created with all the potential of the human mind.
2030s
- The paths of nanotechnology and virtual reality cross. Practical uses include functional telepathy with other humans and similar immediate interfaces with computers.
- Humans can now alter their own intelligence, personality, memories and senses at will. We choose our own paradigm shifts more effectively, potentially eliminating war.
- Humans can upload their minds completely into machines.
2040s
- Human body 3.0. What's this? It can alter its shape and external appearance at will via nanotechnology. Organs are also replaced by superior cybernetic implants.
- Virtual reality becomes more popular than reality.
2045
- The coming of the Singularity: the technological Ubermensch. AIs surpass human beings as the smartest and most capable life forms on the Earth. Technological development is taken over by the machines, who can think, act and communicate so quickly that normal humans cannot even comprehend what is going on; thus the machines, acting in concert with those humans who have evolved into humanoid androids, achieve effective world domination. The machines enter into a "runaway reaction" of self-improvement cycles, with each new generation of AIs appearing faster and faster. From this point onwards, technological advancement is explosive, under the control of the machines, and thus cannot be accurately predicted.
- Sharp distinctions between man and machine will no longer exist thanks to the existence of cybernetically enhanced humans and uploaded humans.
Post-Singularity
- Computer transistors cannot be shrunk any more. Computers become bigger to become better again. Result? Earth becomes one giant computer coexisting with natural beauty.
- Space domination begins. AIs branch out, converting the rest of the universe bit by bit from inanimate matter to intelligent artificial sentience.
- Entire universe becomes giant, highly efficient supercomputer. Abrogation of the laws of Physics, interdimensional travel, and eternal life for what was once the human race.
Or we could just all live on farms. Either way I'm happy.
Sunday, 8 March 2009
Ooooh, Warrarush
It's been a bit of a mixed 4 weeks for me. I was recalled into hospital and had to have another blood transfusion, followed by a week of "observation." I entertained myself by pretending to be a nurse and telling the other inmates (patients; a recurring Freudian slip) they were allowed to smoke and assissting an elderly alcoholic in his zimmer-permitting escape attempts. As a result of my unreliable jalopy of a body, I've had to temporarily suspend my yoga, vegetarianism, sporting activities and... well, walking anywhere further than from one side of campus to the other. I'm also being investigated by the university for my absences.
Saw Kathryn Hunter's Othello at the Playhouse (i.e. with Patrice Naiambana, not Lenny Henry) which was enjoyable, if a bit overzealous and unrevealing. Also managed to catch Gran Torino, probably the funniest and most racist film I've seen in a while. Ah, and the new Watchmen film, about which I have little to add. As usual, Alan Moore is right: it shouldn't have been made.
Speaking of Moore, once again the media spotlight has fallen on him, and once again he's suffered from it somewhat. I've read some quite borderline-libellous stuff about his personal beliefs, alongside the assertion or implication he is insane. See, to me, anyone unwilling to compromise on his artistic integrity for money, or able to see a connection between fiction and mythology that goes beyond the boring rationalist level, is okay in my book. But maybe I, a practicing magician, am crazy in everyone else's book, too.
A while ago here I expressed envy for the polarisation American politics benefits from. I have no such fetishes about the embarrassing nature of them in general. Someone once said to me that pro wrestling was the American version of pantomime: they were right in one respect, but a more direct equivalent would be the ongoing war of ludicrous claims between the US's right-wing and everyone else. Recently Rush Limbaugh, second-grade radio entertainer, has stepped back into the arena as "the de facto leader of the Republican party." This sounds a lot like the death knell of the American conservative.
To give it credit, the Far-Right has done a great job of A) getting everyone to believe 'conservatism' and 'liberalism' are opposites, and B) passing themselves off as conservatives. True conservatives have a noble tradition of defending liberalism from itself, trying to ensure progress has a moral compass. Oppression of women and minority rights? Motions towards theocracy? These are not conservative values. Fortunately, the Tory Party in the UK, for all its faults, has not quite fallen prey to this sickening intrusion rebranding. But something is very rotten in the States of America.
Otherwise, I'm house-hunting, reading a lot, and wasting a fair bit of time on the computer. Same old, same old.
Thursday, 5 February 2009
An attempt to reconcile my politics with my philosophy
Vice-President Joe Biden posing with futurist
Steve Jurvetson, a photo that has disarmed my cynicism, however briefly.
I think this might be why I do a literature degree. Anarchy needs literature like birds need wings. There is something frightening and beautiful about both, which is why I was drawn to them. But in truth, anarchy is not alone in this respect. As Shelly put it:
"Reason is to imagination as the instrument is to the agent, as the body is to the spirit, as the shadow is to the substance."
"The great instrument of moral good is the imagination, and poetry administers to the effect by acting on the cause."
"Ethical science arranges the elements that poetry has created."
J.G. Ballard of course concurred but went a step further, saying that all fiction writers should be scientists. Whatever our political differences it might not be a bad thing to emphasise the things in life that matter, i.e. how we're all going to live together. Pride, partisanship and patriotism be damned if they get in the way. Long live science, literature and the arts. In my fictionalised review of the Sk-Interface exhibition I seemed justifiably frightened by a marriage of the three. But one guiding the other is probably not a bad idea at all, as long as that which is being lead does not fear rebelling from time to time: intellectual rebellion is the only way we truly advance.
Monday, 2 February 2009
Comics are still best when they're in print...
Although I have always described myself as a comic book reader (can't stand the term "graphic novel," myself), I've become more of an Alan Moore reader in recent years. But his movements have been harder and harder to follow as he went from the truly shit but readily available Awesome line to America's Best Comics onto more independent publishing in an attempt to escape the ever pervasive mainstream comics limelight that has followed him since his blockbuster turns for DC in the 80s. It's not that I think he has diminished as a writer, but having to wait for the trade paperback of, say, Promethea, (you can fucking forget about getting a copy of Lost Girls for less that £30) at some point took over from the unfettered, instantly attainable jouissance of simply buying the latest X-Men or JLA comic and reading it from cover to cover. So, a few years ago now, I gave my wallet a break and transitioned back into the casual, mainstream comic world.
It wasn't a second honeymoon, largely due to my traditional willingness to give Marvel the benefit of the doubt over DC. I followed the Big M's major events and regretted it: Civil War, for instance, was an excremental excuse for a pile of super-fights, World War Hulk more of the same except even more nonsensical, sort of Greg Pak's childish way of getting back at all those Thor fans who have no doubt pointed out to him over the years that Hulk's warcry of being the Strongest One There Is is hyperbole by having him dick The Sentry. I read back a bit and caught Batman: Hush from the DC side, which helped me truly understand the special hatred resevered for Jeph Loeb (as if I was in any doubt, I did skim through Red Hulk recently. Gracious me). And Jim Lee's bulging torsos and gritted teeth reminded me why I stopped putting myself through this shit in the 90s. Soon, as the cynic inside me had anticipated, I longed for the complex reference structure of a V For Vendetta or the interesting mis en scene of a Watchmen. Or, at the very least, something grown-up but fun enough to keep me entertained, like Chris Claremont-era X-Men/New Mutants/Excalibur. After experiencing Claremont's New Excalibur debacle, I wasn't hopeful. The man should, frankly, be banned from writing comics before all my good childhood memories are erased.
However, it wasn't all doom and gloom. I knew at least I could rely on Grant Morrison. And I wasn't disappointed. His run on New X-Men was cruel and fascinating, siccing Cassandra Nova and an insane, drug-addicted Magneto on Charlie's loveable mutants (with Frank Quietly's artwork complimenting the dark tone perfectly). His Batman had its ups (I enjoyed the "Batgod," the Bruce Wayne with a plan for absolutely everything, he and Mark Waid have seemingly conspired on giving us over the years) and downs (Batman & Son being a tired retread of an Elseworlds story) but in Batman: RIP the series reached its creative zenith, a challenging, multi-faceted and hugely rewarding yarn that got as many people talking about Batman comics as any storyline since Knightfall, or perhaps even The Dark Knight Returns. And I've utterly devoured any issue of Final Crisis I've been able to lay my paws on, it being an event that has improved massively upon its predecessor and more than lived up to Crisis on Infinite Earths.
My point? Simply that it's so reassuring to find a media where craft and hard work brings in the dosh (DC has sold fantastically well this year during Morrison's free reign, but what else would you expect when Arkham Asylum is still the biggest selling Batman trade paperback of all time?), even if it is "only comics." Television has succumbed to cheap "reality-TV," pro-wrestling hasn't placed a real emphasis on quality since Giant Baba passed away, the best films are coming out of places like Thailand and are difficult to acquire, theatre is overly reliant on celebrity and even opera has me agreeing with Jonathan Miller that the establishment needs a kick in the pants. Everywhere, the Western superstructure is so weak you have to filter through so much crap before you find a diamond, except in comics, where Dulness, whilst undeniably present, is battled on an even economic field.
Having Superman's powers, a comic book genius-level
intellect and a snazzy green suit won't stop you
from getting fucking owned if you muck about
with the real deal.
I offer as defining evidence Morrison's All-Star Superman, which surpasses even Moore's Tom Strong and run on Supreme as a non-canonical reconstruction of the original superhero. After years of post-Crisis Superman playing second fiddle in terms of strength to the other JLA powerhouses like Green Lantern, Martian Manhunter, The Flash and even his own cousin Supergirl (yes, they'd all trounce Clark these days), it's incredible and heart-warming to see a return to the reverence that hasn't been offered to this character in modern times. Okay, so Supes isn't smashing through the time barrier on pure speed without breaking a sweat or closing a black hole with his bare hands like he did in the, ahem, good old days. But the reason the Richard Donner Superman (1978) is still the best superhero comic book adaptation is that it tempered that apotheosis with humour, and if anything, All-Star Superman plays these two elements in an even more convincing tandem. Whether he's effortlessly bicep-curling 20 quintillion tons or trouncing demigods at arm wrestling, you're in no doubt who is Superman and who is not. And I don't want to give anything away to people who haven't read it, but the true genius of All-Star Superman is in its metafictional revelation that a world without Superman could not exist: he would still have to be invented. That this is told in a way that incorporates directed panspermia and Nietzsche should make it irresistable, at least to anyone who shares my tastes.
So drool over The Dark Knight's Guignol acting, "wow factor" setpieces, political opportunism and blunt directorship only if you're starved for the real deal. End this one-for-me, one-for-the-studio director culture and remember that there's a reason comics are comics and not films: they really can play by different rules. And sometimes, just sometimes, you might get that tickle in your soul you got when Jean Grey died, that little tug that nobody from Ingmar Bergman to David Tennant's Hamlet to Coronation Street has been able to replace. Best attempted with a free Saturday afternoon and a beanbag chair.